Is it just me, or is Renee Zellweger a bit of a minger?I've just been watching her gush forth on how great it was to work with George Clooney on their new film 'Leatherheads', and all I kept thinking was:
"You really are quite strange looking, and not in a good 'Milla Jovovich' kind of way."
She looks like she's been sitting a bit close to the fire and has just started to melt a little.
She'd still get it though!
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It's you mate. Didn't you know the "sitting a bit close to the fire and has just started to melt a little" look is all the rage in Hollywood circles now?
Weather turned nice finally and got to take the bike to work this morning for the first time this year. Fuck me, it's sexy...
Does that mean you'd still give 'er one? Cause that expression is so infinitely charming.
HAHAH. Yes, she is a strange looking little person. Loved her in Bridget Jones..why on earth did she shrink herself back down to scrawny??
Yeah, I'd have crawled over broken glass to shag the arse off her in "Bridget Jones" form, but at slimmed down size she just looks weird and not conducive to spontaneous wood.
I wouldn't fuck her twat with a stolen dildo. She looks like my grandma right before she died.
Kate - Yes it does mean that I'd still "give 'er one", she still has a pulse after all, but only if she got me really drunk first.
Mr Bison - I have to agree. Most women assume that us blokes are looking for a piece of ass shaped like a contestant on America's Next Top Model. I like a bit of meat on the bones.
Dyckerson - I bet if Renee Zellweger said to you "Oh mighty Dyckerson, blogger of bloggers, please ram my bearded clam with this 12 inch multi-head that I have stolen from Catherine Zeta-Jones!" you'd be wrist deep before I could say "You had me at hello"
Ron - BASTARD!
I know what you mean. She looked really fit in Me, Myself & Irene and Bridgit Jones... but then looked like an albino aborigini in her other films. Would I do her? Hmm. I'd have to fatten her up a bit first. And make sure she wore the bunny costume.
Think again, pal! She's a double bagger...and I'd still need three pints of tequila.
After three pints of tequila I'd probably bang your dead grandma!
Limey Bastard, actually.*grin*
Sorry Ron - Tattooed Limey BASTARD!
absolutely she is a bit of a minger! and too skinny!
I like her because lots of men don't fancy her, so it's safe to.
What? I'm only saying what other girls are really thinking.
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