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Wednesday, February 13, 2008


Today I received the dreaded ebay email:

"Dear G*********, I have not received the item I purchased from you two weeks ago. can you tell me if you have posted it yet? Cheers."

But What it actually means is:

"Oi! Fanny Boy! Where's my fucking exhaust hanger, you thieving bastard!"

The truth is, the guy paid in cash (arsehole), and clearly wrote his address with his non-dominant hand, whilst hanging upside-down, in a bus, being driven around the inside of a north sea ferry, in a force ten gale.

With his eyes shut.

In the dark.


I actually guessed at some of the address and can only hope that it turns up in the next week or so.

1 comment:

Jaggy said...

That's another strike against your already blemished record. Your 100% feedback is now a distant memory, unlike my own.
I always thought you were the untrustworthy type.