Today I received the dreaded ebay email:
"Dear G*********, I have not received the item I purchased from you two weeks ago. can you tell me if you have posted it yet? Cheers."
But What it actually means is:
"Oi! Fanny Boy! Where's my fucking exhaust hanger, you thieving bastard!"
The truth is, the guy paid in cash (arsehole), and clearly wrote his address with his non-dominant hand, whilst hanging upside-down, in a bus, being driven around the inside of a north sea ferry, in a force ten gale.
With his eyes shut.
In the dark.
Drunk.
I actually guessed at some of the address and can only hope that it turns up in the next week or so.
Bugger!
"Dear G*********, I have not received the item I purchased from you two weeks ago. can you tell me if you have posted it yet? Cheers."
But What it actually means is:
"Oi! Fanny Boy! Where's my fucking exhaust hanger, you thieving bastard!"
The truth is, the guy paid in cash (arsehole), and clearly wrote his address with his non-dominant hand, whilst hanging upside-down, in a bus, being driven around the inside of a north sea ferry, in a force ten gale.
With his eyes shut.
In the dark.
Drunk.
I actually guessed at some of the address and can only hope that it turns up in the next week or so.
Bugger!
