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Saturday, February 23, 2008

I might as well join in . . .

. . . with the 'ten things about me' bollocks.

1. I used to tickle my sister (on the right) until she pee'd herself.

2. I love the smells of VIM and petrol.

3. I eat Nestles Condensed Milk out of the can with a spoon.

4. Marti Pellow once chatted up my ex and she knocked him back.

5. I've only ever had 5 cars, and still have 2 of them.

6. I'd like to be a cat person, but I'm allergic to them, therefore they must all die.

7. I once helped a policeman to 'restrain' an aggressive man.

8. Every American I've ever met has annoyed me.

9. I don't 'get' Kylie. She's a terrible singer with a screechy, annoying voice. Nice arse though.

10. I have slept in my own sick.


Bright Ambassador said...

Another in the Kylie-haters club, Hurray!

Inchy said...

Now now, I didn't say I hated wee Kylie, it's just that she seems to have become like pop royalty and that no matter how bad her songs are, and they truly suck Satan's cock, she sells out arenas and can do no wrong!

Good work if you can get it!