The Brits last night was the best ever. I was working and missed the whole show. Fantastic!
I was spared the embarrassment of Chris Moyles trying to be funny when we all know he's just a fat dick, Ozzy mumbling his way through the odd announcement, Sharon Osbourne trying to make the whole show about her, Vic Reeves still convinced he's a comedian, and whole host of 'talented artists' collecting awards that nobody voted for. Here's just a couple of stunners:
Best British female - Kate Nash (a woman who has had only 1 single and she's THE BEST solo female singer in the whole of the UK? Oh really?)
Best British male - Mark Ronson (who hasn't lived in the UK since he was 8 and doesn't even sing!)
Best British live act - Take That (this is just a fucking insult to REAL bands and singers.)
I dunno who The Brit Awards are for? They certainly don't represent the music that I, or anyone I know, listen to, but I am old of course. I think The Brits exist at all simply because America has The Grammys and we don't want to feel left out.
Best British female - Kate Nash (a woman who has had only 1 single and she's THE BEST solo female singer in the whole of the UK? Oh really?)
Best British male - Mark Ronson (who hasn't lived in the UK since he was 8 and doesn't even sing!)
Best British live act - Take That (this is just a fucking insult to REAL bands and singers.)
I dunno who The Brit Awards are for? They certainly don't represent the music that I, or anyone I know, listen to, but I am old of course. I think The Brits exist at all simply because America has The Grammys and we don't want to feel left out.
Still, on a positive note, Robbie Williams was nominated for fuck all, so with a bit of luck he'll be feeling suicidal this morning. Joss Stone better get over there pronto!
2 comments:
What happened to your favourite "artist" Amy Winehouse, I thought you loved that last song she had out?
She's a genius, never mock her again.
(I'm being sarcastic.)
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