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Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Brit Awards 2008

The Brits last night was the best ever. I was working and missed the whole show. Fantastic!

I was spared the embarrassment of Chris Moyles trying to be funny when we all know he's just a fat dick, Ozzy mumbling his way through the odd announcement, Sharon Osbourne trying to make the whole show about her, Vic Reeves still convinced he's a comedian, and whole host of 'talented artists' collecting awards that nobody voted for. Here's just a couple of stunners:

Best British female - Kate Nash (a woman who has had only 1 single and she's THE BEST solo female singer in the whole of the UK? Oh really?)

Best British male - Mark Ronson (who hasn't lived in the UK since he was 8 and doesn't even sing!)

Best British live act - Take That (this is just a fucking insult to REAL bands and singers.)

I dunno who The Brit Awards are for? They certainly don't represent the music that I, or anyone I know, listen to, but I am old of course. I think The Brits exist at all simply because America has The Grammys and we don't want to feel left out.

Still, on a positive note, Robbie Williams was nominated for fuck all, so with a bit of luck he'll be feeling suicidal this morning. Joss Stone better get over there pronto!


Jaggy said...

What happened to your favourite "artist" Amy Winehouse, I thought you loved that last song she had out?

Inchy said...

She's a genius, never mock her again.

(I'm being sarcastic.)