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Saturday, January 12, 2008

You don't have to be gay to be a wanker . . .

. . . but the guy who lives upstairs from me is both. Not only is his old shit-stained toilet STILL lying at the back of the house, not only is his wheelie bin STILL filled with rubbish because the pillow-biter put the wrong stuff in it and the bin men refused to lift it, not only does he STILL insist on dragging furniture across his wooden floorboards at 2am, but for the 3rd day in a row now we've had 'Spirit' by Leona Lewis playing extremely loudly ALL. FUCKING. DAY!

Looks like it's time for another round of 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six.

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