"Round, round, like a record, baby!"

Some days you just open the paper, and everything seems good in the world.
Robbie Williams, everyone's favourite talentless prick, has announced that he is 'on strike' due to not sharing the vision of his record label's new owners.

This is a tragedy!
How is the poor lad going to put food on the table?!

Oh aye, with that £80 million pound record deal he has, that's how!

Don't be so naive. Lets do a CSI on this story:
Robbie has fell from the limelight recently, but he allegedly has a new album ready to go which he is now holding back, but maybe it's not so clear cut. I'd like to offer a different hypothesis. Robbie gets other people to write almost all of his songs. His most successful writing partner has left him. Any publicity is good publicity.

I think you can see where I'm going with this.
When it comes to Robbie Williams, the only talent he has is a gift for media manipulation.

On strike?!

It's all spin, baby!