I love and hate 'The F Word' in equal measure. Sure it's interesting seeing how people in far flung places like Iceland catch and cook Puffin, but Gordon Ramsey is just a complete arsehole. He's one of the few people that I genuinely think I'd like to uppercut, you know, a real hay-maker, right from the ankles. When I saw him stroll onto the pitch of Ibrox Park in tonight's show and mutter "It's good to be home" I had to burst out laughing. He goes on and on about his 'career' with Glasgow Rangers Football Club at almost any opportunity, but just to be clear, Gordy:You played 1 game for the reserve team. Get over it.
As for the "paying" clientèle, well one posh bint actually described her dessert as:
"It's like a little explosion of happiness in your mouth"I mean really, where the fuck do they get these people from?
"Yeah, I found it to be just a little bit tart"Can someone please explain what the hell that means?
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If you say it, it means "I'm a pretentious cunt."I don't believe anyone who isn't a top class chef has the right to critique a top chef's food. You can say whether you like it or not, of course, but "It's a little bit tart?". Not allowed.
I'd like a woman to describe me as an explosion of happiness in her mouth...
Ron - Couldn't agree more, but maybe I'm the one who's wrong. I can usually tell if food is 'good' or 'bad', but I've never had food that's been 'tatrt' ot 'moreish'.
Steve - Damn, I wish I'd thought of that line!
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