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Showing posts with label gordon ramsey. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

The Fucking F Word

I love and hate 'The F Word' in equal measure. Sure it's interesting seeing how people in far flung places like Iceland catch and cook Puffin, but Gordon Ramsey is just a complete arsehole. He's one of the few people that I genuinely think I'd like to uppercut, you know, a real hay-maker, right from the ankles. When I saw him stroll onto the pitch of Ibrox Park in tonight's show and mutter "It's good to be home" I had to burst out laughing. He goes on and on about his 'career' with Glasgow Rangers Football Club at almost any opportunity, but just to be clear, Gordy:

You played 1 game for the reserve team. Get over it.

As for the "paying" clientèle, well one posh bint actually described her dessert as:

"It's like a little explosion of happiness in your mouth"
I mean really, where the fuck do they get these people from?

"Yeah, I found it to be just a little bit tart"
Can someone please explain what the hell that means?