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Sunday, June 15, 2008
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666 is not the number of The Beast, this is:
Wecome to The Dark Side
- Inchy
- Falkirk, Central Scotland, United Kingdom
- Believe me when I tell you that The Force is not strong in me. I'm Gordon, and life here in sunny Scotland hasn't really worked out like I imagined it would. I've never been a Formula 1 champion, I've never flown in the Space Shuttle, I've yet to be asked to be a fighter pilot, and I've so far failed to be the filling in a Famke Janssen/Julianne Moore sandwich. I was kinda hoping for more. Still living the dream though. As I get older, I'm finding that literally EVERYTHING annoys me nowadays, EVERYTHING was better when I was younger, and EVERYONE who is under the age of 21 should be in the Army or in bed by 9pm. If it doesn't involve Scotland, current affairs, science, technology, music, tv, films, motorbikes, mountainbikes, girls, comedy, food, drink, more drink, or world news, then I'm just not interested. By the way, I'm not a big Star Wars fan, sorry.
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12 comments:
In the year 199? You must have still been in your twenties back then. Was he a misbehaving Roman Centurion?
The facts do not lie.
Public spirited, that's me.
Inchy, do you realise that both you are I are in page 2 of the Sunday mail today. No really, go and get it and you'll see.
My public awaits!
Shame you weren't at Stockwell Underground Inchy... a life could have been saved!
Good job!
Wait...your name is really Inch?
Bet the women are pleasantly surprised when you drop trou'!
Oh, and good one on the Roman Centurion--I just saw that.
Noting the location of your self-less act - was the scoundrel acting up because of a lack of enough of crispy lettuce on his double bacon cheeseburger?
No, I believe the miscreant took offence to his friend sticking his tongue down his girlfriends throat.
I do believe Stella Artois was involved at some point.
Stella?
The old 'wife beater'
Makes sense now
By the way I like the word miscreant - hadn't heard that one in a while
Think yourself lucky I didn't use scoundrel or rapscallion!
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