"Hello, you're through to ******* Bank, Shamika speaking, how may I help you?"
"Hi Shamika, I've lost my bank card." (Schoolboy error, I know!)
Ok, I just need to ask you some security questions."
"Fire away."
"Ok, what's your postcode?"
"It's ******."
"Correct. What's your date of birth?"
"It's **/**/****."
"Correct. You've passed your security check."
Well there's no way that the hardened identity thief will ever foil that fortress of security! I may as well just hide all my cash and valuables in the toe of my shoe!
Listening to 'Ride' by The Vines.
4 comments:
Are you sure the Demon hasn't just tidied it up?
I always knew Ken Dodd was onto something with that matress thing...
hahah I had a good chuckle at this.
What would they say if you'd ask for a clue during the security questions?
I came across this once
Bank Person "For security purposes; what's the first letter of your mother's maiden name?"
Me "*"
Bank "that's not correct Mr Haggis"
Me "er, can you give me a clue at all then?"
Bank Person "I can't really say"
Me "urhhum"
Bank Person "Starts with an S then"
Me "mmhm that doesn't sound like my mother"
Bank Person "Four letters"
Me "that's the wrong mother I think"
Bank Person "your account ends with ***?"
Me "No its ***"
Bank Person "Oh I seem to have the wrong account in front of me"
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