Believe me when I tell you that The Force is not strong in me.
I'm Gordon, and life here in sunny Scotland hasn't really worked out like I imagined it would. I've never been a Formula 1 champion, I've never flown in the Space Shuttle, I've yet to be asked to be a fighter pilot, and I've so far failed to be the filling in a Famke Janssen/Julianne Moore sandwich.
I was kinda hoping for more.
Still living the dream though.
As I get older, I'm finding that literally EVERYTHING annoys me nowadays, EVERYTHING was better when I was younger, and EVERYONE who is under the age of 21 should be in the Army or in bed by 9pm.
If it doesn't involve Scotland, current affairs, science, technology, music, tv, films, motorbikes, mountainbikes, girls, comedy, food, drink, more drink, or world news, then I'm just not interested.
By the way, I'm not a big Star Wars fan, sorry.
"The rose of all the world is not for me. I want for my part Only the little white rose of Scotland That smells sharp and sweet - and breaks the heart."
1 comment:
I'll miss his tyres greatly. But not as much as his trainers.
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