Saturday, August 01, 2009
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666 is not the number of The Beast, this is:
Wecome to The Dark Side
- Inchy
- Falkirk, Central Scotland, United Kingdom
- Believe me when I tell you that The Force is not strong in me. I'm Gordon, and life here in sunny Scotland hasn't really worked out like I imagined it would. I've never been a Formula 1 champion, I've never flown in the Space Shuttle, I've yet to be asked to be a fighter pilot, and I've so far failed to be the filling in a Famke Janssen/Julianne Moore sandwich. I was kinda hoping for more. Still living the dream though. As I get older, I'm finding that literally EVERYTHING annoys me nowadays, EVERYTHING was better when I was younger, and EVERYONE who is under the age of 21 should be in the Army or in bed by 9pm. If it doesn't involve Scotland, current affairs, science, technology, music, tv, films, motorbikes, mountainbikes, girls, comedy, food, drink, more drink, or world news, then I'm just not interested. By the way, I'm not a big Star Wars fan, sorry.
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4 comments:
Very balletic... but the health and safety nerd in me is having kittens.
Lose the bubble wrap and cotton wool, Steve.
In the words of Helen Keller "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."
I am SO profound today!
Will you visit me in hospital please?
Steve, it's only pain, and Chuck Norris exists on a diet of the stuff. It's worth remembering that contrary to popular belief, America is not a Democracy, it's a Chucktatorship.
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