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Thursday, June 04, 2009

Zoolander

I don't know about you, but I just hate it when I just can't seem to find the kind of clothes I want to wear in high street shops. Clearly Liam Gallagher also feels my pain, that's why he's launched his own "Pretty Green" range of clothing and 'accessories'.
I suppose a career in fashion was always on the cards for the Oasis singer, given his well know pastimes of drinking, fighting and haute couture. Although I do find it rather strange that Liam says he can't find the clothes he likes in high street shops given that most football casuals seem to find their Stone Island clobber with no trouble at all.

"I'm not gonna be putting anything out unless I'd wear it"

says Liam, keeping it real as always. Who knows, in years to come we might be settling down in front of the tv on a Wednesday night to hear Liam say "Oi, dick'ead! You're fuckin' fired!"

5 comments:

EmmaK said...

Chavs have been buying up his shitty clothes like crazy apparently: "Traffic of over 100,000 people jammed the site for his Pretty Green range, as they tried to buy the rocker’s cagoules, shirts, hats, scarves and the trademark parka."

They'd probably jam his site even if he was just selling his skid marked y-fronts.

Steve said...

I look forward to hearing of Liam's death at the hands of his gay lover (shot on the steps of his Italian mansion)... then I will take Liam's fashion ambitions seriously.

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Inchy said...

I now have a vision of Liam lying on The Spanish Steps, in a pool of blood, wearing his skiddy y's as a visibly emotional David Beckham, Walther PPK in hand, screams "I do the underwear shots, bitch!".

I think I've had too much cheese.

Löst Jimmy said...

I am always amused at the Liam 'walk', this is a peculiarity which worries me about the future evolution of man