As anyone who's heard me rant before will know, I'm a big fan of the concept known as 'Common Sense'.In fact, when I rise to power, it will be my mantra and the only law I'll bring in.
It works for 100% of the population 100% of the time, but let me highlight a wee chink in my sensible armour.
As some of you may be aware, there is talk of introducing aspects of Islamic law, known as Sharia law, into British constitution. I've had a car insurance quote from Salam Halal Insurance so I know what I'm talking about, but there are certain laws that just ain't going to work here in old Blighty.
Apparently mice are "agents of Satan" and should be exterminated on sight, which I'm sure came as a bit of a shock to Mickey & Minnie Mouse.
Sheikh Mohamed al-Munajid, a former Egyptian diplomat and popular TV cleric, thinks that:
"Sharia law calls for the extermination of all mice. That includes the rodents as well as the famous cartoon mouse"
No 'Disneyland Fallujah' then?
Come on, without Mickey Mouse we'd never have had the twin gifts of Britney & Justin, or the vocally gifted pop hobbit Christina Aguilera.
The world is clearly a better place for having had a six-foot make believe mouse that speaks like he's had a swift kick to the family jewels, in it.
Sing along: "M.I.C. - K.E.Y. - M.O.U.S.E.!"
