As one does during days off, I often stumble upon the most bizarre of online flotsam & jetsam.
And I quote:
Chieftain Mk10 Main Battle Tank
Mark 10. Good working order. Recent renovations include new (reconditioned) engine and gearbox, replacement of final drive gearboxes and sprockets; new (new) GUI (donkey engine and generator) with fully functional hydraulic start; replacement of near-side wheel station including hubs, swing arms etc. Tracks in good condition. Turret electrics not used so working order not known but advised should be OK. Recently repainted so looking good and ready to go. Reason for sale: Moving to Russian military vehicles.
£14,000 + VAT ono.
If my disposable income allowed it, my house would possibly be the safest in Britain!