Bright Ambassador got me thinking about FHM's 100 Sexiest Women list, and sadly, I only know who 42 of the ladies in question actually are.My top 5 would read like this:
5: Claire Forlani.
Sadly now married to the lump of wood that is Dougray Scott.
4: Jo Frost.Supernanny can potty train me any time she likes!
3: Joanna Lumley.She had it then and she still has it now.
2: Jane Seymour.That's her daughter in the pic, who'd get £20 and told to get lost for a few hours.
1: Suzi Perry.She knows about gadgets and digs bikes. Can't really top that.
If you're offended by the sexist nature of this post, then please don't come crying to me when there's a spider in the bath.
