Do you know what 'Phorm' is?
No?
Well you soon will. Phorm is a software system that will match the websites you browse with targeted online advertising, or fucking SPAM as we all know it better as. I apologise for swearing, but I'm fucking more than a little ticked off, and ANGER + KEYBOARD = PROFANITY. If you're on BT, Talk Talk, or Virgin Media, then expect to be swearing a lot more in future after it's rolled out.
This is like your postman opening all your mail, reading it, sealing it back up, posting it back through your letterbox along with more fucking junk mail that you didn't fucking want in the first place, then promising not to remember anything that he saw!
Personally, my postman is a shambling wreck of a man who I've complained about twice in the past. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know if its New Year or New York.
This is like your postman opening all your mail, reading it, sealing it back up, posting it back through your letterbox along with more fucking junk mail that you didn't fucking want in the first place, then promising not to remember anything that he saw!
Personally, my postman is a shambling wreck of a man who I've complained about twice in the past. I'm pretty sure he doesn't know if its New Year or New York.
Arthur C. Clarke would not approve.