Just to show you what a bunch of gay-ass poofters some of this nations Premiership football 'stars' are, I've blatantly ripped off Motorcycle News and compiled a small table of injured 'athletes' compared to young Bradley Smith, Britain's up and coming 125cc racer:
Gary Neville (2002) broken 5th metatarsal, predicted 6-8 week recovery, returned 21 weeks later.
Ashley Cole (2005) broken 5th metatarsal, predicted 6-8 week recovery, returned after 12 weeks.
Michael Owen (2006) broken 5th metatarsal, predicted 6-8 week recovery, returned 12 weeks later.
David Beckham (2002) broken 5th metatarsal, predicted 6-8 week recovery, returned after 7 weeks.
Wayne Rooney (2004) 5th metatarsal, predicted 6-8 week recovery, returned 14 weeks later.
Bradley 'I Feel No Pain' Smith (2008) broken 5th metatarsal, predicted 6-8 week recovery, returned 22 HOURS later!17 years old and he's a legend already!
