I love surprises, so you can imagine how delighted I was to discover that overnight some wankfuck, inbred, mongo, fucktard, pig-vomit, urinary-tract infection, ballsack, had decided to remove the wing mirror from my car and leave it strewn about the road 20 feet or so in front of my car. Luckily I had the foresight to tuck away £250 - £300 that I was intending to give to the wee brown babies of Burkina Faso so that they may enjoy something other than cardboard for their Christmas lunch, but sadly that cash will now have to cover the cost of a new wing mirror. £151 + VAT + painting + fitting.
In the spirit of Christmas, I wish I could give the prick who's inability to drive a car has led to this event a present. I'd like to give them bowel cancer.
Do they know it's Xmas?
ReplyDeleteJaggy
Aye, it's great. Had the windscreen wiper ripped off and the door trim a couple of years ago.
ReplyDeleteMust have been the envy of not owning a red 8 year non turbo diesel golf.
Drink, it's a wonderful thing ain't it?